Fat Little, or, A Little Bit Bigger

Hello again Diary!
Little and I are taking it easy tonight. I am typing lazily while Little is snoozing heavily, his tubby little body moving up and down rhythmically like a fat little ship on a gentle ocean. This past weekend Little and I wore ourselves out. We took two very long walks up hills and through valley huffing and puffing all the way. Little's leash harness has been let out to it's most extreme length. It was a harness for a medium sized dog and it is stretched almost to the breaking point trying to circumvent Little's giant girth. you would think that after two major walks it would fit a bit looser but Little defies logic and the conservation of energy theory and somehow got fatter still. I am seriously considering changing his name from "Little" to "A Little Bit Bigger"
I on the other hand am down by half a pound. There is no other secret to this massive weight loss of mine other than the fact the lovely Flavia has me on a diet where I am allowed not one single crystal of sugar. Not one. This, of course, has made life hardly worth living and dinner hardly worth eating therefore I have dumped huge quantities of weight (5 pounds).I have to say that I do feel so much better. As long as I honor the Flavia diet I have no more stomach aches and never have to worry about losing weight. Also I don't have the joint pain I was having and am now able to march Little all over Morgan Hill and live to tell about it. WE RECOMMEND THE FLAVIA DIET!!!!! Little and I agree that she rocks!
Little will have to go see Flavia. I am sure that his kibble contains gluten and this is likely the problem. He is going gluten free like me and will be slim as a reed by summer!