Loofah Trutha!

Ok Diary, so it has been several weeks since I communicated with you and there is a very good reason for this.I have been working full time trying to grow back several layers of skin. (Please see my last post about the loofah program) Little and I enthusiastically dove into our new loofah plan with a vengeance. We showered and loofahed and loofahed and showered until we were bright red. The next day we were bedridden and swollen up. However this did work well as a weight loss strategy as we were way too sore to get out of bed and spent a lot of calories arguing about who was well enough to go to the kitchen and get us food. The answer was that no one was so we lived on water for several days and then waited for the ski masks to arrive off of www.loofahaccidents.com. Needless to say it was very nerve racking but the skin has grown back. Little and I went out to Giancarlo's to celebrate our weight loss and new young skin. Unfortunately we ordered a bunch of stuff for the next few days and well, we gained it all back. So as far as Little and I are concerned loofahs are now a proven weight loss method however it is quite painful and if you are unlucky enough to have someone to assist you when you are recovering, you won't lose any weight. Therefore Little and I rate this one as dicey at best and a whole lot of pain.It rates about the same as intestinal parasites which can be quite effective given the right circumstances, (i.e. in a foreign country with no Immodium to hand). Ok! Onward Diary! Little and I have much research to do! Who knows where we will be next?!