Waist Watcher's food diary 14 Feb 2010; 4:20 P.M.
Well here we are home again. The Tut exhibit was great! We love the Boy King! Little and I breezed through the security line. I had a baggie full of green spirulina in my hand bag and I anticipated a huge problem at security because it looks like finely ground, high grade marijuana (or what I would anticipate finely ground, high grade marijuana to look like because I really don't know, really, really, really!) Anyway, I opened my bag and started on long winded explanations. The guard cut me off and waved me through which make me realize he, himself has a lot of experience with finely ground, high grade marijuana (or spirulina).
Little was a good dog in his Petco Smuggle Purse so they didn't even look in there.
We entered the gallery and it was very dark so I spent a good amount of time tripping over people and walking all over their feet. Little enjoyed that and got a great laugh when I almost went ass over tea kettle in a heap over a tiny little old lady that someone had left lying around right in the middle of the gallery! Move it sister! Research stops for no one! Nonetheless we enjoyed the Xrays of the perfect mummies and after much research and discussion Little and I have decided to change our last wishes and wills and testaments to include mummification. The reason for this is lucid to the most clear thinking dieter and it is this: These mummies are all very thin! Their hip bones gracefully protrude and they have cheekbones to die for (Literally!). With this in mind we can weather the most unethical food diary black out period (black out periods occur when we go nuts and eat anything not nailed down)while still knowing that some day in the future, possibly 3200 years from now we will be thin. As we read on a gravestone once, our words will echo into the future...Thin At Last, Thin At Last, Thank God Almighty I'm Thin At Last!!!!!
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