Food Diary 13 February 2010
Little and I had decided that we were going to embark on a new food plan. Summer is coming and in order to circumvent the tedious tanning process we decided to turn ourselves orange. With that in mind we both ingested a huge pile of carrots at dinner. We are hoping that by tomorrow morning we will look like a couple of Oompa Loompas.
Unfortunatley carrots made evil magic occur in Little's interior and wet, heavy miasmas of deadly vapor escaped from his backside. He has been banished to the outdoors until he can produce an orange poo which, like a flag of surrender will tell me that the danger is past and he will be welcomed back indoors.
Still and all I am convinced that I personally am on the right track here and I can't wait till tomorrow when I can go without panty hose and flash my orange extremities while simultaneously denying the use Mantan.
The weight management issues continue! Little will try a different tack; perhaps fruit with his kibble. We shall see what tomorrow brings.
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