Womans curling..alternate weight loss plan

Its Friday night, just LIttle, Me and .....women's Curling. OK having watched a bit of women's Curling I see that I could do this sport. It is likely one of the few sports I could actually do given the fact that I am a lazy fat thing. Little and I have decided that we are going to take up this Curling sport because we have been practicing those little moppie things all our lives. It looks simple. The one chick lets the big fishing weight slide on the ice and the others run in front mopping frantically. I would be a natural since frantic mopping is what I am best at! Little has been practicing his part. He is acting as a dummy fishing weight and I have been sliding him across the just mopped kitchen floor all evening. The best part about it is that we are now in a sport which means the weight just falls off our bones magically! That is the way with all sports. We can get the trim shapes we want without breaking a sweat. There is only one down side as far as I can tell. You have to walk on ice which means cold feet for me and a frozen tum for LIttle. Oh Well, small price to pay for a trim figure and a gold medal. See you in 4 years!